- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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