- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Apple hates Blackberry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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