What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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