- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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