- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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