- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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