A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

justin beiber sucks

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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