Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Fat? Jesse Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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