What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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