- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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