A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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