- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

I wrote a funny joke.

i'm hard

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

every knight i see an owl at window

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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