Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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