- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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