Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Balls

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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#Getweird

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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