What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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12 in general

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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