- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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