- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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