- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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