- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

. . I am a whale

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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