- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

you will like this because i am black.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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