- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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