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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

there once was a black man who played basketball

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman