Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Women.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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