- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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