- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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