OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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