why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Do the roar!

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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