Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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i like turtles

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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