you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Weaner

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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