- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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