What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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