- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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