- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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