- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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