- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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