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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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