Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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