- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Racial Equality

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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