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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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