I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Do the roar!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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