What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Do the roar!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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