Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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