- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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