Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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