- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

kieran is a homosexual

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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