Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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