why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats black? the colour

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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woman's rights

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

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