What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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dat shoe shine tho

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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