- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

a chinese man pays the full price

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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