- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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