- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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