- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Click here to end the world.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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