Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Equal rights!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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