- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Amanda Knox walks home free.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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