why did the black guy die? cancer

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

No your aunties a joke

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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