Please ignore this statement.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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13 =B you just learned something

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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