- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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