- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A Mormon walks into a bar

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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