How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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