- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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