The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Racial equality.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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