- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

that wall over there ->

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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