- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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