- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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