Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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