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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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