- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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