how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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