"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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