Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Women's rights

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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