- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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