- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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