Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what is 3+3= 8

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