- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I named my son ps2 controller

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.