what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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