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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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