Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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