- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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