what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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