Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

the WNBA.

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