Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Women's professional sports

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

knock knock come in !

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Turkeys are obese

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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