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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

PENIS lol

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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