Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

my penis

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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