Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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