- Anti Joke

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did the man say to his doctor?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Jovan

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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