Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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