Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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what has genitial warts? me

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Albert <3 Hunter

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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