Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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my penis

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Error 37.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Andoni was here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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