,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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