- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Women's professional sports

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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