- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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