How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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deez nuts

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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