My jeans

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Racial Equality

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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