- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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