When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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