Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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