why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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