- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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