A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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