- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A guy at a baseball game....

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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