What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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rent a cops

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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