What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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