- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??