- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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