- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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