Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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