- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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