- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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