A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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