- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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