roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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