- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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