whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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