Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

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