A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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