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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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