- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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