- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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