Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A house comes around the corner.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Granny porn!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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