A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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