- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A house comes around the corner.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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