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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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