Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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