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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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