Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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