- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what's funny about war? nothing!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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