What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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