- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock knock It's open, come in

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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