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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Chick Norris... Enough said

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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