- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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