- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what's the difference between a duck?

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's brown an sticky Shit

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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