Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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