- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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