Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Where's my baby??

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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