- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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