- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Horse.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Women deserve equal rights.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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