- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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