- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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