- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Men's rights

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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