Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

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