-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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