What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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The duck didn't cross the road.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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