Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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this website is a bad joke

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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