Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Your're racist.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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The child was fired from his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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