- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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