A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Matthew Wyckoff

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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