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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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