Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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