How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What page are you on The gay page.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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