- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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