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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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