guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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