A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

your mama so old, shes dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Men's rights

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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