- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Barack Obama.

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