- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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