- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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