- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what are you mike bibby?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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