- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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