TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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