Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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