Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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kennah campion... being nice

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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