- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died