Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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