- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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