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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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