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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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