- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Poop

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

i hate non minorities!

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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