- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

roses are red poo is poo

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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