Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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