- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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