Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

dallen loves penis

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Denard Robinson

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

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