Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

civil rights

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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