- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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men's rights activists

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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