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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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