Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Women's Rights

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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