Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Women's Rights.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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